25 May 2018

THE DAY I FELL DOWN THE TOILET & OTHER POEMS.


THE DAY I FELL DOWN THE TOILET & OTHER POEMS by STEVE TURNER (Illustrated by DAVID MOSTYN).


Have you ever been punched by a cabbage, or fallen head first down the loo?

Have you ever had fun with a poem?

You haven't? Then this books for you.

In this collection of over seventy brand-new poems Steve Turner takes a roller-coaster ride from the crazy corners of dreams to the big questions of life, using all the wit and insight that has characterized his best-selling books of adult poetry.
- Back Cover Blurb

The first word I said was 'gaagaa',
- First Line Of First Poem, I First Word

'I don't like you as it happens,'
Said a voice from out of the mash.
'I was a fine young potato
Until you had me boiled and smashed.
- Memorable Moment, Second Verse; The Vegetables Strike Back *

SOURCE ... One of Mr T's, off our shelves.

READ FOR A CHALLENGE? ... Yes.

  • What's In A Name?: 'The Word ‘The’ Used Twice' category
MY THOUGHTS ... I've said it before and I'll doubtlessly say it again, rather than read poems I'd much rather have them read to me. That said ...

Some humorous, some not so much so; some, but by no means all, based on the author's Christian faith, I really enjoyed this collection. 

A first from an author perhaps best known for his poetry for adults, which, with topics as diverse as the naming of the animals and what becomes of a 'perfect' little boy once he gets on his game machine, is marketed as being particularly suitable for those aged seven to nine ... or indeed, those who like me, are still just big kids at heart.

* For full poem click here.

23 May 2018

WONDROUS WORDS WEDNESDAY: THREE BOOKS, FIVE WORDS.


Created by BermudaOnion's Weblog, I first came across this Meme on Yvonne's and Suko's sites.

Not a regular nor official participant but, having come across some interesting words recently, I thought I'd join in today with the following Wondrous Words ...

From ...

Witchhunters, Professional Prickers, Unwitchers & Witch Finders Of The Renaissance by P.G. Maxwell-Stuart ...


'For you whimmled my Lord's boat' 
Whimmled ... to upturn, invert, turn upside down, stand on its head or rim.

  'She was not 'respectable' either in her birth or in her family  and could therefore serve as a named target for social opprobrium. 
Opprobrium ... something that brings disgrace; public disgrace or ill fame that follows from conduct considered grossly wrong or vicious.

From ...

Beyond The Arch by David Evered ...


 'Our words and thoughts matured us but now our spirits and pusillanimity betray us'
Pusillanimity ... the state or condition of being pusillanimous; timidity; cowardliness.

 'He found he could no longer simply dismiss them as pompous, whimsical or jeune'
Jejune ... (1) without interest or significance; dull; insipid, juvenile; immature; childish, (2) lacking knowledge or experience; uninformed, (3) deficient or lacking in nutritive value.


From ...

Children's Children by Maisie Mosco ...

 'The new name didn't help me to recognise you. Nor did the avoirdupois' Jim added with another grin and a glance at David's waistline.
Avoirdupois ... (1) a system of weights based on a pound of 16 ounces or 7,000 grains, (2) weight; heaviness.


18 May 2018

BEYOND THE ARCH.


BEYOND THE ARCH by DAVID EVERED.


A provocative challenge at a dinner party, a serendipitous encounter on a Northumberland cliff top, the accidental death of a friend and the rupture of his marriage converge to disrupt Peter Bowman's well-ordered middle-class existence as he approaches middle age.

Peter negotiates a sabbatical from his job as a solicitor to pursue his long held ambition to write fiction. He embarks on an odyssey which leads him to new challenges and loves shaped by happiness and tragedy.

 When Peter goes to France to stay with Sally, an enigmatic freelance journalist with a troubled past, he takes the first tentative steps towards writing a novel. But can he, as a member of the pre-baby boomer generation, ever fully escape from the constraints imposed by his background and upbringing and embrace the liberal and permissive attitudes of the 1960s and achieve his lifelong ambition?
- Back Cover Blurb

Ann's parting injunction as he had left for work that morning could not have been clearer.
- First Sentence, Chapter 1

Ann's father's condition had stabilised and he remained in that grey and uncertain clinical no-man's-land, neither well enough to leave hospital nor yet sufficiently ill to cause immediate concern to his family or medical attendants.
- Memorable Moment, Page 34

SOURCE ... Received with thanks from the author.

READ FOR A CHALLENGE? ... No.

MY THOUGHTS ... Not what I thought of as a complex plot, this is very much a character driven. What I described to a fellow reader as a coming-of-(middle)age drama; the main character being, not the usual suspect, but rather a middle-aged man. 

A character I'm sure many of us will relate to ... if not indeed identify with on a more personal level. Beyond The Arch's Peter is the type of person for whom, the so called Swinging-Sixties never having existed, is feeling a certain lack of fulfilment; a lack of fulfilment that if fulfilled, others might think of as foolish; of him acting on a whim. 

Meandering with a decidedly melancholy air. Arguably dense of dialogue (my goodness how the author likes his long sentences); some of it inconsequential, much of it fairly stilted. All things that in other circumstance might have irritated me greatly, here they somehow seemed fitting, giving the reader a great sense of, well, Peter.

Definitely one worth sticking with if you are interested in people. After the first few chapters I found myself enchanted by the characters; totally engrossed in their relationships, intrigued by where life would take them but, most of all, longing to know if Peter would break free of those dratted perceived chains and find fulfilment.


16 May 2018

RAGS TO RAGS.




Cas Amato is a first time author. He is not a celebrity, not rich nor otherwise extraordinary. He is just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life, and yet, he decides to write his autobiography. Initially, he wonders why he is doing it, and who could possibly be interested in reading such a work. Nevertheless, he sits down and completes his story, concluding that it is there to be written, so why not just do it anyway. His family may think he's nuts, but that has never stopped him in the past. The end result is a rather quirky and tongue in cheek account of his life, his Italian culture, his successes and failures, and his travels, which have taken him to the far ends of the earth and back.
- Back Cover Blurb

To you, the reader, for what you are about to read, I thank you, and can only hope that this will be an interesting and pleasant experience for you.
- First Sentence, Ave Lector, Te Lecturum Salute

Outside, everyone was beginning to calm down, as my mother looked around for me. Then, it dawned on her. The baby (i.e. me) had been left inside! Cue mad panic again! However, within a few seconds of dreaded realisation, my uncle, Zio Ciccio (Francesco), appeared, baby in arms. He said, dryly, "Ti sei dimenticata qualcosa?" ("Did you forget something?")
- Memorable Moment, Page 101

SOURCE ... Received with thanks from the author.

READ FOR A CHALLENGE? ... No.

MY THOUGHTS ... What a joyously nostalgic read. Yes, I too remember the days when all we had were three channels to watch.

Such a refreshing change.

It's true, you probably won't have ever come across the author, he isn't a celeb, just a normal guy with a story of everyday life - his life, the son of Italian immigrants, growing up in late 1960's England - to tell.  

Quirky definitely. I'm very much of the opinion that the author is one of life's story tellers. 

Rambling, yes. But somehow this only adds to the overall appeal, the spontaneity making it all the more natural; like having a good reminisce over a cuppa with an old friend you haven't seen in a while.